tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-353452906808951172024-03-13T14:08:20.413-05:00Bench DuhonUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger72125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35345290680895117.post-32627935376060940492010-03-15T14:33:00.004-05:002010-03-15T14:40:11.626-05:0034% From the Floor; 100% With the Ladies<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZmH52MCFnn1wUqopNBGJABDe5suJXnyCloGPTlkSchEsxa4S1J7Vt2tS0hCjqHTM6s1eEwnLULOPnI-Gi51TJjaHZ7DvPuKeLxCGZx4NOGn6ipJphlTyiUhjPNzvm_GoX-XPnUXktWA/s1600-h/cdu.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5448946040336366498" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 236px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZmH52MCFnn1wUqopNBGJABDe5suJXnyCloGPTlkSchEsxa4S1J7Vt2tS0hCjqHTM6s1eEwnLULOPnI-Gi51TJjaHZ7DvPuKeLxCGZx4NOGn6ipJphlTyiUhjPNzvm_GoX-XPnUXktWA/s320/cdu.jpg" border="0" /></a>Chris "more chicks between the sheets than Essence" Duhon tells Obama not to skimp on penicillin coverage in the healthcare reform bill. Interesting note: the hand on the girl's shoulder is actually Duhon's.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35345290680895117.post-13482816434101288262009-01-01T18:09:00.007-06:002009-01-01T18:39:58.928-06:00Barkley Blows Stop Sign, Breathalyzer; Not Blown<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFU6juvzoiGLVgNOBo0um5ZfD0GTC7LjN83jI9SxsWcFnz5-wc7jIxowNOh2C4aq4ks0qrRJc_76BdOALU5qIgRA2faQMME3cPpnowvB5lWyoj9olgpE-snXFh5AAYYyJtNqXNaVQO2Q/s1600-h/charles-barkley-mug-shot.jpg" title="Not the first Barkley mugshot to appear on Bench Duhon"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFU6juvzoiGLVgNOBo0um5ZfD0GTC7LjN83jI9SxsWcFnz5-wc7jIxowNOh2C4aq4ks0qrRJc_76BdOALU5qIgRA2faQMME3cPpnowvB5lWyoj9olgpE-snXFh5AAYYyJtNqXNaVQO2Q/s320/charles-barkley-mug-shot.jpg" border="0" alt="Not the first Barkley mugshot to appear on Bench Duhon" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5286481937538135010" /></a>After a long night of partying with Steve Urkel in Scottsdale, Charles Barkley ran a stop sign and was <a href="http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/local/articles/2009/01/01/20090101barkley0101.html">arrested for drunk driving</a>. When asked where he was going, Barkley <a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/1231081barkley3.html">told the police officer</a>: "I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job," explaining that his date gave him a blow-jay a week earlier and that it was one of the best he had received in his life. Drunk driving and hanging out with Jaleel White are inexcusable, but I totally understand the part about racing to get a b.j.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35345290680895117.post-87368709168049682282008-12-18T20:36:00.007-06:002009-01-01T18:41:04.378-06:00Eddy Curry: Big, Tall, Sued<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEif_yuP-ZTYVhU_oxOJx9Hcf8gaQ4y-gS-GgAAnpiGP2m_3Dz4yp2f7n3nBVOmRyp5Ar68_oauEfspyYLWA7xAUYgf1wefd0oapM-YZga_hGurCrBBkfxjqwlVujQmUp0jr0SX-gl9EWA/s1600-h/eddyandfans.jpg" title="Is that Corky from 'Life Goes On' on the right?"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 299px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEif_yuP-ZTYVhU_oxOJx9Hcf8gaQ4y-gS-GgAAnpiGP2m_3Dz4yp2f7n3nBVOmRyp5Ar68_oauEfspyYLWA7xAUYgf1wefd0oapM-YZga_hGurCrBBkfxjqwlVujQmUp0jr0SX-gl9EWA/s400/eddyandfans.jpg" border="0" alt="Is that Corky from 'Life Goes On' on the right?" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5281324730508970930" /></a><a href="http://www.casualmale.com/store/en_US/index.jsp">Casual Male</a> sued Eddy Curry for <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/news/24-7/1337411,CST-SPT-eddy18.article">failing to pay</a> for over $40,000 of clothing. When you sit on the bench in street clothes, you need a big wardrobe. Perhaps coincidentally, Scott Skiles used to refer to Curry as the "casual male" on defense.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35345290680895117.post-68807460793497154882008-12-08T07:28:00.003-06:002008-12-08T08:13:57.828-06:00How To Roll a Blount<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAWxw3VZ6kSblaV9VpNCbVGP79Fb1aFrnxyVU8ua_uScm3By4eIFh_YiX9FLnQWF5nYDbzLLZ5SRAvzff8GT8o7y7AhfZQNFZqB-wD1svNlOl3lff7d2dUlfd7yu9SmYMlo6zLdAraWA/s1600-h/bilde.jpeg" title="Blount gets smoked"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 308px; height: 269px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAWxw3VZ6kSblaV9VpNCbVGP79Fb1aFrnxyVU8ua_uScm3By4eIFh_YiX9FLnQWF5nYDbzLLZ5SRAvzff8GT8o7y7AhfZQNFZqB-wD1svNlOl3lff7d2dUlfd7yu9SmYMlo6zLdAraWA/s400/bilde.jpeg" border="0" alt="Blount gets smoked" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5277410610338429538" /></a>Former Bulls power forward Corie Blount was arrested in Ohio with <a href="http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20081205/NEWS0107/312050025">29 pounds of marijuana</a>. Somewhere in Chicago, Joakim Noah shed a tear. Blount's arrest is somewhat surprising given that he <a href="https://www.nbrpa.com/news/editorial/C_Blount_Degree.aspx">graduated with a degree in criminal justice</a> earlier this summer. Student loans are the worst.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35345290680895117.post-40340702717794426612008-10-20T17:57:00.008-05:002008-10-21T15:11:07.855-05:00Eddy Curry Is A Real Ball Buster, Obese<a title="Eddy Curry has more scoops than rebounds" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiosgKG75TsxEgYAAWgbjFqogrwZxIVHQwrIxJFWskdjrHJlM84f68Xmimzrv09MpxvdLRx3cHBBJHhsrjFsErOMEKTrtoq5LC-wOPlEqg4Hwhc6bmusWk-YAFKhMOeSRw-ZFBXcyW-Dw/s1600-h/eddyhungry.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5259374307757676722" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Eddy Curry has more scoops than rebounds" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiosgKG75TsxEgYAAWgbjFqogrwZxIVHQwrIxJFWskdjrHJlM84f68Xmimzrv09MpxvdLRx3cHBBJHhsrjFsErOMEKTrtoq5LC-wOPlEqg4Hwhc6bmusWk-YAFKhMOeSRw-ZFBXcyW-Dw/s400/eddyhungry.JPG" border="0" /></a>From Frank Isola's <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/blogs/knicks/2008/10/currys-bubble-bursts-in-more-w.html">Knicks Knation blog</a>:<br /><blockquote>Poor Eddy Curry. He sat on the giant blue physio-ball during a break from Monday’s practice and the ball exploded. Eddy fell and scraped his wrist but should be okay. The ball, which is used for stretching exercises, was pronounced dead at the scene.</blockquote>Trainer Tim Grover might want to re-think including Curry's name on the ATTACK Athletics <a href="http://www.attackathletics.com/node/20">client list</a>.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35345290680895117.post-44911881778380902502008-09-17T21:23:00.010-05:002008-09-18T13:31:40.841-05:00Michael Jordan: Porn Star<object width="400" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ph9NB5PbNnA&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ph9NB5PbNnA&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="344"></embed></object><br />There has been <a href="http://20secondtimeout.blogspot.com/2008/09/michael-jordan-and-tex-winter-discuss.html">a lot of talk</a> recently comparing Michael Jordan to Kobe Bryant. Highlighting one stark difference, here is a story about Jordan getting with a woman in Colorado that does not end in a trial. <br /><br />In the video above, aging porn star Kylie Ireland details the night the '93 Bulls visited Denver's Diamond Cabaret strip club. As a below average white girl who could probably lose a few pounds, she immediately captivated Michael Jordan and he asked her back to his room. After clearing the tryst with her then-husband, Ireland agreed. MJ shoehorned himself into the starlet's <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_CR-X_del_Sol">Honda Del Sol</a> and the pair hightailed it back to the hotel. Before getting down to business, Jordan realized he did not have any protection. Jordan made a call and, moments later, condoms were slipped under the door (courtesy of John Paxson, according to the radio host above). Ireland subsequently recounted the encounter in the well-known literary magazine <a href="http://www.kylieirelandstore.com/product_info.php?products_id=135">Sexpose</a>.<br /><br />Ireland never again reached the rarified celebrity of Michael Jordan, going on to be <a href="http://www.kylieireland.com/aboutme/faq.html#43">romanced by the likes of</a> Richard Dreyfuss, Grandpa Munster, Scott Baio and the gay Neal Patrick Harris. She later shot the cinematic masterpiece <a href="http://www.kylieirelandstore.com/product_info.php?cPath=32_22&products_id=179">Face Jam</a> based on her night with Jordan. Confused, I rented that video in '97 hoping that it was a documentary on the Horace Grant - Joan Esposito affair.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35345290680895117.post-70814364245524459332008-09-03T22:51:00.004-05:002008-09-03T23:01:19.439-05:00Super Mario's Career Off To Great Start<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOWksFzB3HjkSE5sNyGo-a85vX17ByCGFc0LKSc-pVLX3tBtu1emHrOyGzGtQxiXTewAxAhhYfFv73icj04HuIdM3aSquFrk0DsQolM8xAtLy9sKiGaNkucMQewNTGQ5X4UpxEgKuOng/s1600-h/supermario.jpg" title="KU has the hottest chicks, bro"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOWksFzB3HjkSE5sNyGo-a85vX17ByCGFc0LKSc-pVLX3tBtu1emHrOyGzGtQxiXTewAxAhhYfFv73icj04HuIdM3aSquFrk0DsQolM8xAtLy9sKiGaNkucMQewNTGQ5X4UpxEgKuOng/s320/supermario.jpg" border="0" alt="KU has the hottest chicks, bro" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5242008970358908770" /></a>March Madness hero Mario Chalmers <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3567481">was thrown out of the NBA's rookie transition program on Wednesday morning</a> after being caught in his hotel room with marijuana and women. If the pair in the photo were the women in Chalmers' hotel room, I can understand why he needed the weed.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35345290680895117.post-22067415679536612612008-08-27T16:48:00.005-05:002008-08-27T16:56:22.805-05:00Jay Mariotti: Rest In Piss<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7DllZQ44GSkuKJMpdpG0ynDOMe3vVibm-a4iRkPKzjs6c_co7qE7ELvg4HRsCgbWw2S9EpBiuEK_vbICEvLMPwj6Sxn1QtB4pyAxu2ZT8OcyBfnsam37fG6EwRY9JNjvSOu86_ie6lQ/s1600-h/jaymariottisucks.JPG" title="Does this mullet make me look fat?"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5239317949809363154" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Does this mullet make me look fat?" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7DllZQ44GSkuKJMpdpG0ynDOMe3vVibm-a4iRkPKzjs6c_co7qE7ELvg4HRsCgbWw2S9EpBiuEK_vbICEvLMPwj6Sxn1QtB4pyAxu2ZT8OcyBfnsam37fG6EwRY9JNjvSOu86_ie6lQ/s320/jaymariottisucks.JPG" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.suntimes.com/sports/1128603,mariotti082708.article">The world's worst sports columnist quit the Sun-Times.</a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35345290680895117.post-41382836596883588012008-08-24T19:05:00.011-05:002008-08-25T23:20:43.431-05:00Gold Medals Returned to Rightful Owners<div align="center"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" title="Kobe treated the world like a Colorado hotel maid" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdh3dFKW7nzR_qNjSpNAeL-DtMt-IzNsrcW18-gdB8e133-Fem46l8_pIbDMZUhzmzUPpV4vpS8vLOVwrt5CAndzJsvoEuh_3qkf-uZ5dC8YQ_fEN0-eIwpEwmPrmSSSPwuv9hM4YB8A/s1600-h/kobe.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5238239695513465154" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Kobe treated the world like a Colorado hotel maid" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdh3dFKW7nzR_qNjSpNAeL-DtMt-IzNsrcW18-gdB8e133-Fem46l8_pIbDMZUhzmzUPpV4vpS8vLOVwrt5CAndzJsvoEuh_3qkf-uZ5dC8YQ_fEN0-eIwpEwmPrmSSSPwuv9hM4YB8A/s320/kobe.jpg" border="0" /></a> <div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/summer08/basketball/men/recap?gameId=834">THE REAL WORLD CHAMPS</a><br /></div><br />This one goes out to <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/wbc2006/news/story?id=2568543">Greece</a>, <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/summer04/basketball/news/story?id=1859825">Puerto Rico</a> and <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/summer04/basketball/news/story?id=1869300">Argentina</a>...<br /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sWS-FoXbjVI&hl=" width="400" height="344" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" fs="1"></embed></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35345290680895117.post-43582213261926907032008-08-22T08:00:00.010-05:002008-08-22T12:40:42.412-05:00John Tesh: Street Status<object width="400" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/V_h7Lm7C9Nk&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/V_h7Lm7C9Nk&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />People enjoy laughing at John Tesh, but I'd like to remind everyone that he wrote the greatest song in NBA history. Roundball Rock was the theme for NBC's NBA coverage during the Bulls' glory years. When I hear this song, I don't know if I want to shoot a game winning three or rob someone at gunpoint for their Air Jordans. Maybe both. Roundball Rock is like the basketball version of MOP's <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1D9kzf-ecM">Ante Up</a>.<br /><br />Make jokes about Tesh's band collar shirt and embroidered vest, but don't try to tell me that you don't feel like <a href="http://www.emergency.com/chiriot3.htm">flipping cars over on Division Street</a> when you hear Roundball Rock during NBC's Olympic basketball coverage. Anyone who can dress like a gay waiter and rock a 12 piece orchestra to inspire sports related violence is worthy of Bench Duhon's Medal of Honor.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35345290680895117.post-70676374408010767012008-08-15T07:36:00.008-05:002008-08-15T13:07:08.430-05:00DeShawn Wants to Make Love in This Club<object width="400" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/KnRzoBUd1u4&hl=en&fs=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KnRzoBUd1u4&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Let's just hope that the club <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/basketball/nba/news/2001/06/20/stevenson_admission_ap/">isn't filled with 14 year old girls</a>.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35345290680895117.post-84547037077227959772008-08-13T07:36:00.009-05:002008-08-15T07:58:28.239-05:00A Stunning Likeness<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3vWcVEvVA45qIjNqYl1ucPf54xE9flSBHqMSUIHpgzZr1IR-3jR7uJ_dHbiFA5ZsVz61WtUJfrUm_gXsVSYtPvTDL6LlVyR9lxwts0xdw_Zcl2wg5E1GpJutFtAvV3pc314pAJ4VPgA/s1600-h/2e_1.JPG" title="Michael Jordan loves buffets"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3vWcVEvVA45qIjNqYl1ucPf54xE9flSBHqMSUIHpgzZr1IR-3jR7uJ_dHbiFA5ZsVz61WtUJfrUm_gXsVSYtPvTDL6LlVyR9lxwts0xdw_Zcl2wg5E1GpJutFtAvV3pc314pAJ4VPgA/s320/2e_1.JPG" border="0" alt="Michael Jordan loves buffets" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5234721687819007506" /></a><div>You can be the owner of this incredible t-shirt featuring an airbushed image of an obese Michael Jordan. <a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8380779053">Available on eBay for only $50</a>, this is the perfect tee for Weight Watchers meetings, auditions for "<a href="http://tlc.discovery.com/fansites/whatnottowear/whatnottowear.html">What Not to Wear</a>" and matching with your boo at Great America. The seller also offers other shirts, but it is unknown if fat versions of other NBA players are available. I'd be interested in a fat Kukoc hoodie.<br /></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35345290680895117.post-45992767134995931712008-07-30T17:48:00.008-05:002008-07-30T18:06:44.330-05:00Note to Cedric Simmons: Do Not Paint Your Car Black and Red<object width="400" height="300"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/fnq-ud7Sx-g&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/fnq-ud7Sx-g&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="300"></embed></object><br />Maybe Jamal Crawford wants to buy <a href="http://www.newsday.com/sports/basketball/ny-spknix295781262jul29,0,5650033.story">former Knick Renaldo Balkman's</a> Chevy Caprice. Even Walt Frazier thought the basketball shaped speaker grilles were over the top. This car is destined to join <a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1484563/20040123/cam_ron.jhtml">Cam'Ron's pink Range Rover</a> as an all-time <strike>joke</strike> eBay legend.<br /><br />In any case, doing something this ridiculous virtually guarantees that you will be traded (sort of like me buying a Kendall Gill Hornets authentic 24 hours before he was traded to the Sonics).Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35345290680895117.post-56928009642141248542008-07-26T08:28:00.008-05:002008-08-24T19:21:22.067-05:00Rose Regulates Adidas, Ready for Next Episode<a title="Derrick Rose rocks it 'til the wheels fall off" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGnxhkp-QXXxxjI80j-HZU9riLqVFeuxP8LwIxXLgxWTZXqVy7NcT2MyKtMLBKHSBLrElFVcYOjwxLPsYcZa-i_d2EeMi2n4b9UTWah9iM_Ab470Q3Mx-7Wp5WIVpSalt41sj4XchcHw/s1600-h/derrickrosenatedogg.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5227319514880528738" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Derrick Rose rocks it 'til the wheels fall off" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGnxhkp-QXXxxjI80j-HZU9riLqVFeuxP8LwIxXLgxWTZXqVy7NcT2MyKtMLBKHSBLrElFVcYOjwxLPsYcZa-i_d2EeMi2n4b9UTWah9iM_Ab470Q3Mx-7Wp5WIVpSalt41sj4XchcHw/s400/derrickrosenatedogg.JPG" border="0" /></a>Hours after <a href="http://www.sportingnews.com/blog/the_sporting_blog/entry/view/8920/firstcuts_derrick_rose_signs_with_adidas__">inking an endorsement deal with Adidas</a>, Derrick Rose was spotted celebrating with Nate Dogg (at far right). Warren G was unavailable for comment as Subway does not allow employees to take personal phone calls.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35345290680895117.post-64436303139491269842008-07-23T20:50:00.011-05:002008-07-30T18:10:50.938-05:00Soundtrack to Bench Duhon<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZPQGAg-u4yq9mfAx_rflPcSA7OiWgLW-KvObONF0cK5rDPuZzIMhiBpbcvUc2HKwryn-N_DQfkTVnK-43cAjjgPAGjaR-ck7oDo0d4LwiH3DHyGyMqkuQ00NpFMwJKYlhLmB-xrC1fg/s1600-h/topdogg.jpg" title="Kobe gives this dunk a 10"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZPQGAg-u4yq9mfAx_rflPcSA7OiWgLW-KvObONF0cK5rDPuZzIMhiBpbcvUc2HKwryn-N_DQfkTVnK-43cAjjgPAGjaR-ck7oDo0d4LwiH3DHyGyMqkuQ00NpFMwJKYlhLmB-xrC1fg/s320/topdogg.jpg" border="0" alt="Kobe gives this dunk a 10" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226392337652925026" /></a>For the people who thought <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoDfXJYqrwE">Gerald Green's socks</a> and <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO3c8EaxsxQ">Dwight Howard's Superman cape</a> were interesting dunk accessories, allow me to introduce Top Dog. Eschewing bare feet and superhero outfits, Top Dog takes flight in gators and a lime blazer. The gabardine trousers alone make <a href="http://www.nba.com/hawks/Smith_Dunk_Contest_022005.html">Josh Smith's 'Nique throwback</a> look uninspired by comparison.<br /><br />I'm impressed-- although I heard that it took Top Dog 14 tries to get this photo (like <a href="http://www.knicksonline.com/news.php/full/41.html">Nate Robinson in the 2006 dunk contest</a>).<br /><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><div style="text-align: right;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-size:16px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-size:13px;">Big shout out to </span><a href="http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=33975502&blogID=417074758"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-size:13px;">Zone-Loc</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-size:13px;"> for the tip!</span></span><br /></div></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35345290680895117.post-74912652222173645962008-07-11T15:28:00.006-05:002008-07-11T15:41:44.216-05:00Duhon Has Always Been #1 In Our Hearts<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIgmsPorKJsibhBV8X6aVpOEeuJrjcapw3H2PClqJPwqQSuPWz-OC0Tx8FYPjBqj5rabDTIKdYcTRSUuESXOmDh285e8265J3OrhwGoUdz0Pq9yFgNByzrtEdBGO-hafA_2aGlovHmSA/s1600-h/duhonpressconference.JPG" title="Chris Duhon is number one (in terms of number of wide open threes missed)"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5221856435868191890" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Chris Duhon is number one (in terms of number of wide open threes missed)" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIgmsPorKJsibhBV8X6aVpOEeuJrjcapw3H2PClqJPwqQSuPWz-OC0Tx8FYPjBqj5rabDTIKdYcTRSUuESXOmDh285e8265J3OrhwGoUdz0Pq9yFgNByzrtEdBGO-hafA_2aGlovHmSA/s320/duhonpressconference.JPG" border="0" /></a> From <a href="http://www.newsday.com/sports/basketball/ny-spknix105758657jul10,0,2111081.story">Newsday.com</a>:<br /><blockquote>Among NBA players, Duhon has a reputation for partying. "My <a href="http://benchduhon.blogspot.com/search/label/Chris%20Duhon">personal life is my personal life</a>," Duhon said. "My main focus here is to compete and make the New York Knicks a better team. That's my main goal and focus. I don't really comment about anything like that."</blockquote>That's OK; we've got it covered.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35345290680895117.post-23891654246051775232008-07-07T22:56:00.012-05:002008-07-08T17:56:52.535-05:00My Point Guard Wants to Party All the Time<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" title="Chris Duhon likes them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBByGYDFfz-XXbNF3CSwC4ZkFdqfo8cf_T1FVylDV-yZuZz_xgM4zq-ngnGCT0HrinDRGb9sKGFFqz20ij6MF5VNmizoICwux5jmL5Y2_T0EgSCBkZ1DTd_svijtaIJXoVgaGuZBGORA/s1600-h/2544054150063432611xqsyyY_fs.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220489019568062082" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Chris Duhon likes them brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBByGYDFfz-XXbNF3CSwC4ZkFdqfo8cf_T1FVylDV-yZuZz_xgM4zq-ngnGCT0HrinDRGb9sKGFFqz20ij6MF5VNmizoICwux5jmL5Y2_T0EgSCBkZ1DTd_svijtaIJXoVgaGuZBGORA/s400/2544054150063432611xqsyyY_fs.jpg" border="0" /></a><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDdvWyiww1dBDSQQooAGu-J-yOP9AQ3IvGU4sLPyEoMrMRMe-NjMdPTb4np-JSo2Zy80Q7KgNFKWyrPkoDYq0UFHkAKvIwHfNsB4sOWLjJ5OCKt0MCCaQE-5B-XlIiprijewJzjrnl4A/s1600-h/2544054150063432611xqsyyY_fs.jpg"></a>Duhon's signing with New York initially raised some eyebrows among Knicks brass. According to <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/basketball/knicks/2008/07/04/2008-07-04_chris_duhon_agrees_in_principle_to_twoye-1.html">Frank Isola</a>:<br /><blockquote>Duhon's lifestyle concerned team officials, who felt that the 25-year-old enjoyed the nightlife too much. When Duhon played at Duke, he would often sleep at the house of coach Mike Krzyzewski to prevent him from staying out late.</blockquote>In an effort to keep an eye on Duhon, Donnie Walsh suggested he sleep at Mike D'Antoni's house, but Danilo Gallinari is already crashing on the couch. Isiah Thomas has expressed some concern that D'Antoni and Gallinari will get pumped up watching Sylvester Stallone movies and demand that Duhon <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fp67geuhJM">buy them some Jujy Fruits</a>. On the positive side, Gallinari can help Stephon Marbury <a href="http://www.nypost.com/seven/07182007/sports/knicks/marbury_shocker__ill_play_in_italy_knicks_marc_berman.htm">rent an apartment in Italy</a> now that Duhon is certain to take all of his minutes.<br /><br />In the photo above, not even a popped collar and a quartet of mediocre girls can make a forlorn-looking Duhon forget about shooting under 39% this season.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35345290680895117.post-79056292000188265682008-07-04T23:39:00.005-05:002008-07-05T00:24:30.731-05:00Duhon Signs With Knicks, Looks Suspect in Club<a title="Chris Duhon likes the strong and silent type" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjE7-BcSb6V8_JR3BPt6TUiVTg9hLB3V8HzY4IuUIrh56c_pP30v9atRU1mNIP0zT0Rye18Au9GqeAAmqZNdGgfExUEcoXq3TB1H61cRN06TLRo3G3ySMsboTwETTpD-INv2uTxNcCkrA/s1600-h/duhonanddudes.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5219385110488782594" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Chris Duhon likes the strong and silent type" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjE7-BcSb6V8_JR3BPt6TUiVTg9hLB3V8HzY4IuUIrh56c_pP30v9atRU1mNIP0zT0Rye18Au9GqeAAmqZNdGgfExUEcoXq3TB1H61cRN06TLRo3G3ySMsboTwETTpD-INv2uTxNcCkrA/s400/duhonanddudes.JPG" border="0" /></a>It's official: <a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=3473845">Chris Duhon is now New York's problem</a>. Donnie Walsh channeled the ghost of Isiah Thomas as C-Du declared his independence from the Bulls and agreed to a 2 year deal with the Knicks. Duhon's cell phone blew up like July 4 fireworks from Bulls fans offering to drive him to the airport.<br /><br />It will be interesting to see how Duhon works in <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivBnRiqzViGXngleKsIUiKD3FEGB_1KkfrS3_VEAWz_YD8Sd5DyKHuNjgDpefSM1NWbSJTipCah0PF8WOwZSWFfOHa5GvbdsMQ0u_pXnhyphenhyphenXi__OZo3gpEioELysgHgtB4cCJOT_VY0jA/s1600-h/dantonipringles.JPG">Mike D'Antoni's</a> offense. Duhon has often been compared to Steve Nash in that <a href="http://benchduhon.blogspot.com/2008/02/more-duhon-highlights.html">neither player can</a> <a href="http://benchduhon.blogspot.com/2008/02/chris-duhon-highlight-reel.html">guard anyone</a>. Aside from that, Knicks fans can expect <a href="http://benchduhon.blogspot.com/2008/01/duhon-might-bench-himelf.html">ice-cold</a> <a href="http://benchduhon.blogspot.com/2008/02/chris-duhon-is-arsonist.html">shooting</a> and <a href="http://benchduhon.blogspot.com/search/label/Spencer%20Gifts%20has%20the%20best%20shirts">a dazzling array of novelty t-shirts</a>. The Bulls expect Larry Hughes to fill the bad shooting void left by Duhon.<br /><br />New York star spotters hoping to catch a glimpse of their new point guard should keep their eyes trained on any place <a href="http://benchduhon.blogspot.com/search/label/white%20girls">average-looking white girls</a> get together. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to get the champagne out of the refrigerator.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35345290680895117.post-80377848414216405912008-06-29T22:35:00.011-05:002008-06-29T23:20:52.899-05:00Glen Davis is Here, Get Used to ItA celebration of Chicago's <a href="http://www.chicagopride.com/">39th Annual Pride Parade</a> would not be complete without some photos of the Celtics' Glen Davis wearing a feather boa.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8ALWEu4d82My_XQJsCi1BEdg95LjWj9CHbxXFQ9b5dqefpf3Ksv9M3a8CpLrfa89ZENg_WcHzKxh2cO7sT1ktSBDsKcHfLr1RYcL5bALeee_lq7Nh2HP0Vfot7NcP698cBKpPE0-hpA/s1600-h/featherboa.jpg" title="Glen Davis waves goodbye to his street credibility"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8ALWEu4d82My_XQJsCi1BEdg95LjWj9CHbxXFQ9b5dqefpf3Ksv9M3a8CpLrfa89ZENg_WcHzKxh2cO7sT1ktSBDsKcHfLr1RYcL5bALeee_lq7Nh2HP0Vfot7NcP698cBKpPE0-hpA/s400/featherboa.jpg" border="0" alt="Glen Davis waves goodbye to his street credibility" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5217514640191231746" /></a>Below, Glen Davis delights Tyrus Thomas and the Baton Rouge crowd with his rendition of Diana Ross' "I'm Coming Out."<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnDm9VrM1e1AHP6sdT1PRJ5EKWlFbI1eXipQ0HmhEkpAQ-De8dxgJM6SdlW6e45TbMPIkrR38WLkwhPD_MXPCCkMsgNGMl5Mm0aJd439E3WLYSMltvIlhotme0PoPSfQ_loUy1flnK0g/s1600-h/tyrusanddavis.jpg" title="Tyrus wishes this was happening at a karaoke bar and not on CBS"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnDm9VrM1e1AHP6sdT1PRJ5EKWlFbI1eXipQ0HmhEkpAQ-De8dxgJM6SdlW6e45TbMPIkrR38WLkwhPD_MXPCCkMsgNGMl5Mm0aJd439E3WLYSMltvIlhotme0PoPSfQ_loUy1flnK0g/s400/tyrusanddavis.jpg" border="0" alt="Tyrus wishes this was happening at a karaoke bar and not on CBS" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5217516483076086962" /></a><br />In all seriousness, someone should knock on <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFP9rCnXR54">Tim Hardaway's</a> door to make sure he's still breathing.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35345290680895117.post-45105550872203339282008-06-25T07:49:00.010-05:002008-06-29T23:31:18.065-05:00It's Raining Glen DavisDoes licking and caressing a giant ball make me look gay? No? What about <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poktD2rdZ4k">getting a champagne shower from a circle of dudes while I dance</a>? OK, thanks.<div><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikLaMGp7YxZFe-sKif-pz0vjpNMGW3ZfbVc5gfy6Vyno2rPA2hV9EVtMRiBIVicX7k7RkSR2AqrHuVdhSg3ScdieuXkgqxA3TjWfXRrtiCyBvxhgXz3HmPCgDqpJjrWpsplA2WNdJJcw/s1600-h/balls1.jpg" title="Glen Davis licks balls"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikLaMGp7YxZFe-sKif-pz0vjpNMGW3ZfbVc5gfy6Vyno2rPA2hV9EVtMRiBIVicX7k7RkSR2AqrHuVdhSg3ScdieuXkgqxA3TjWfXRrtiCyBvxhgXz3HmPCgDqpJjrWpsplA2WNdJJcw/s320/balls1.jpg" border="0" alt="Glen Davis licks balls" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215804535998641266" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7iTfl1uG57XKD7I1BQ6mzzheVp55ypjSlZmPTLzS11-Y9GgTNutULYLJsJF4NH9LW39vmuzbUo3w8V2VeC_tXtdW4rB9rtW8QLTRO4GafIUmL2eUqNj8UDYspv_xgGvQCmACDFQC2Fw/s1600-h/eec09a070b758238183a2f5e113e3fec-getty-80398146jm112_nba_finals_ga.jpg" title="Champagne bukkake"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7iTfl1uG57XKD7I1BQ6mzzheVp55ypjSlZmPTLzS11-Y9GgTNutULYLJsJF4NH9LW39vmuzbUo3w8V2VeC_tXtdW4rB9rtW8QLTRO4GafIUmL2eUqNj8UDYspv_xgGvQCmACDFQC2Fw/s320/eec09a070b758238183a2f5e113e3fec-getty-80398146jm112_nba_finals_ga.jpg" border="0" alt="Champagne bukkake" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215804641584745970" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqHO8KUJEXuz-23rlgUfoiyzM0Xt73U5Rn_O1siJa0VGPF4faeruiKSRwLdcn1kDvwl0OxCGJtH8tZReMvcsjS38QpY_ONoinPP2Ynnlm_ui79Ed6Q2KQkl16QkhzrSUfSqoctxvZmgQ/s1600-h/balls2.jpg" title="Is this blog getting too sexual?"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqHO8KUJEXuz-23rlgUfoiyzM0Xt73U5Rn_O1siJa0VGPF4faeruiKSRwLdcn1kDvwl0OxCGJtH8tZReMvcsjS38QpY_ONoinPP2Ynnlm_ui79Ed6Q2KQkl16QkhzrSUfSqoctxvZmgQ/s320/balls2.jpg" border="0" alt="Is this blog getting too sexual?" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215804699224705538" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNMwB4e9KYckoh-zsm2E6iicHdqcwXpaP95JEOVUbHjoad6X4zGXdi3GwmnvrnulK0oJttZDBboCjTpyGSp6IWrnrnu6rBt_YPcgLSL2phvJH9VGBVjWT5NlPEMfTFwXHfMZU_dqam7A/s1600-h/splashdown.jpg" title="Tony Allen reenacts his favorite Peter North scene"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNMwB4e9KYckoh-zsm2E6iicHdqcwXpaP95JEOVUbHjoad6X4zGXdi3GwmnvrnulK0oJttZDBboCjTpyGSp6IWrnrnu6rBt_YPcgLSL2phvJH9VGBVjWT5NlPEMfTFwXHfMZU_dqam7A/s320/splashdown.jpg" border="0" alt="Tony Allen reenacts his favorite Peter North scene" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215804781460953762" /></a><br />This last photo earned the Celtics' Glen Davis honorary membership in <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM">Bear Force One</a>.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiioV-v7gtJy7J_WUvvOvWWZ7-_nPaKx_YQsWkSYT5nmt38OOZrqEUgtxD0gtQ4nniC3RexCFpHNwnize3q_6Zb1UR7hilBISqO6g-_CLgwhkXzj0MpUJB_R20DeoWayldbD48hDi5uIw/s1600-h/8cea2e858a399007590f0be1e40c0fe2-getty-81617399_bb498_parade-1.jpg" title="The NBA is flabtastic"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiioV-v7gtJy7J_WUvvOvWWZ7-_nPaKx_YQsWkSYT5nmt38OOZrqEUgtxD0gtQ4nniC3RexCFpHNwnize3q_6Zb1UR7hilBISqO6g-_CLgwhkXzj0MpUJB_R20DeoWayldbD48hDi5uIw/s320/8cea2e858a399007590f0be1e40c0fe2-getty-81617399_bb498_parade-1.jpg" border="0" alt="The NBA is flabtastic" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215804921789332770" /></a></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35345290680895117.post-592283673611246422008-06-24T11:05:00.016-05:002008-06-25T08:17:05.270-05:00Kobe: "It Tastes Like a First Round Loss to the Spurs"<object width="400" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/QiJN6z7PUYI&hl=en"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QiJN6z7PUYI&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Some observations on Shaq's 8 Mile moment:<br /><br />The clock is ticking on the first YouTube loser and/or unknown DJ to release his "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g4dGnijKFg">remix</a>" of the Shaq rap. Vegas has the over/under at 8 hours.<br /><br />"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes" is destined to join <a href="http://thelifestyle.info/images/blackbart/blackbartshirt.png">Black Bart Simpson</a>, <a href="http://www.cafepress.com/stopsnitchinyo.40237169">Stop Snitchin'</a> and the <a href="http://www.threadpit.com/store/product.php?productid=177">Jeezy Snowman</a> as a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taste_of_Chicago">Taste of Chicago</a> t-shirt design hall of famer.<br /><br />This is not the first time Shaq dissed an NBA opponent in song. Below, Shaq channels <a href="http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/teddansonblackface.jpg">Sam Malone</a> to send a message to the Sacramento Kings. Vlade Divc did not return our calls regarding how Shaq's ass tasted in 2002.<br /><br /><object width="400" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WYXwJTPQk3Y&hl=en"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WYXwJTPQk3Y&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Don't forget that Kobe is also known to put heads to bed on the mic. Following the trail blazed by <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5i1ml_vanilla-ice-naomi-campbell-cool-as_music">Vanilla Ice and Naomi Campbell</a>, Bryant and Tyra Banks rock the house in the video below.<br /><br /><object width="400" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MpzJgLzzX38&hl=en"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MpzJgLzzX38&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="344"></embed></object>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35345290680895117.post-90428156533591263692008-06-18T11:49:00.016-05:002008-06-24T14:23:46.651-05:00Celtics Win Championship, Look Gay<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbnlV7gUH1AaaAfamevPU5QYqPjEhMOH6MkQ_lRMI83qFbXgeEBnRuEBrYf-lJIT9C8iXcfZAO6DbxGOkZR-PvXez2eNaMVgv42u5LXoFGLU4ipxdWsAJ32waQAsevRdqJV7_iqKbW5A/s1600-h/glendavis.jpg" title="Glen Davis needs a bearskin rug and pearls"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5215530793836029314" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Glen Davis needs a bearskin rug and pearls" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbnlV7gUH1AaaAfamevPU5QYqPjEhMOH6MkQ_lRMI83qFbXgeEBnRuEBrYf-lJIT9C8iXcfZAO6DbxGOkZR-PvXez2eNaMVgv42u5LXoFGLU4ipxdWsAJ32waQAsevRdqJV7_iqKbW5A/s320/glendavis.jpg" border="0" /></a>The Boston Celtics won their 17th championship by <a href="http://www.nba.com/games/20080617/LALBOS/recap.html">manhandling the L.A. Lakers</a>. It was the second biggest margin of victory in finals history behind the Bulls' 96-54 win over Utah in 1998.<br /><br />Also being manhandled: the Larry O'Brien Trophy by Glen "<a href="http://www.retrorepros.com/images/posters/fullsize/46525.jpg">Big Costanza</a>" Davis. Shown above, Davis gets his <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Amaechi">John Amaechi</a> on in one of the few boudoir photos taken by NBA photographers.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35345290680895117.post-34324595501148464862008-06-09T16:47:00.007-05:002008-06-09T21:37:33.335-05:00Bulls Fans Liked Him Better on Happy Days<a title="At least Joanie loves Vinny" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtgJ9_sxx9rj3bSJK0lkgNvFEesB9FLslqRpbdbY8FayQ5oa7ZZEMxLZKgEIaqnFGd8O8N-Vg8YFd-hjgPnePXqhMLBgMUPrXhbpCjYtv-BmYlWcBFJU3kSFq-qERvKiTBTCZYb2HFLg/s1600-h/thenandnow.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5210009762050081794" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="At least Joanie loves Vinny" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtgJ9_sxx9rj3bSJK0lkgNvFEesB9FLslqRpbdbY8FayQ5oa7ZZEMxLZKgEIaqnFGd8O8N-Vg8YFd-hjgPnePXqhMLBgMUPrXhbpCjYtv-BmYlWcBFJU3kSFq-qERvKiTBTCZYb2HFLg/s320/thenandnow.JPG" border="0" /></a>After an agonizing coaching search (which included roundball luminaries such as <a href="http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2008/may/05/nuggets-dunlap-interviews-for-bulls-vacancy/">Mike Dunlap</a> and seemingly excluded only <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_White_Shadow">Ken Reeves</a> and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109305/">Nick Nolte</a>), the Bulls <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/sports/basketball/bulls/996068,earlybull060908.article">are hiring Vinny Del Negro</a>, the only candidate with no coaching experience. <br /><br />Note to Paxson: All Italian people do not look the same. We know he's not <a href="http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/10/13/icon_hoops_narrowweb__300x475,0.jpg">D'Antoni</a>!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35345290680895117.post-73447220178011102442008-05-26T19:52:00.009-05:002008-05-27T18:08:16.695-05:00Hennessy Got Noah Not Knowing How To Act<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" title="Sunglasses from the Elton John Collection" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgcg5bev64MxTMQpJMBlg6bcjkiLymepwATAplmR8364UnqSuOwxe4KLoRx61otWSgyTspPdseAIGHdV4HU2SUGVnFHKvUeeKF4Qqzow2Lxj9qSJXt8jUFAQ81LrVJKI-XIlyYCTrDjrw/s1600-h/joakimnoah-716567.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5204855188464735106" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="Sunglasses from the Elton John Collection" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgcg5bev64MxTMQpJMBlg6bcjkiLymepwATAplmR8364UnqSuOwxe4KLoRx61otWSgyTspPdseAIGHdV4HU2SUGVnFHKvUeeKF4Qqzow2Lxj9qSJXt8jUFAQ81LrVJKI-XIlyYCTrDjrw/s320/joakimnoah-716567.jpg" border="0" /></a>Is anyone really surprised that <a href="http://www.suntimes.com/sports/basketball/bulls/970481,CST-NWS-noah26.article">Joakim Noah was arrested</a> for misdemeanor alcohol and marijuana possession? This story reinforces the old adage that no matter how successful you are, you will never outgrow drinking Henny in the street from a red Solo cup while scoping college girls. <br /><br />Quick cognac story: Two summers ago, I was shopping at a Dominick's in Chicago when Shawn Marion pulled up in a customized white-on-white Dodge Magnum, parked in a handicapped spot and ran in to buy a bottle of Hennessy. I always thought Tim Grover's fitness regimen called for Alizé and not Henn-rock, but I'm not an athletic trainer, so what do I know?Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35345290680895117.post-7143414095524209822008-05-16T10:55:00.004-05:002008-05-16T11:01:07.613-05:00Ocean's 34<div align="center"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjo0ZJvIjTNA7X623obPoluSaVGfhFg6lLJFeBfPb-X9WgDuHomh8MncXyV-KfiNCdc58jy7HGT4uR3L8VzW89SmkX5H0S0Aeixn9JZYk4Je6HkEOT6C7hwxeoFzWgKxSvoh609PGfr9A/s1600-h/barkley+mugshot.jpg" title="I went to Milwaukee and all I got was this floral print shirt (and arrested)"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5201005138968182306" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="I went to Milwaukee and all I got was this floral print shirt (and arrested)" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjo0ZJvIjTNA7X623obPoluSaVGfhFg6lLJFeBfPb-X9WgDuHomh8MncXyV-KfiNCdc58jy7HGT4uR3L8VzW89SmkX5H0S0Aeixn9JZYk4Je6HkEOT6C7hwxeoFzWgKxSvoh609PGfr9A/s320/barkley+mugshot.jpg" border="0" /></a><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpMj7dP_88w">Dumbass</a>? Yes. <a href="http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5j9F6NG7uE1CsqoDCLo6qckOrADtwD90M97100">Broke</a>? No. </div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0