Friday, July 4, 2008

Duhon Signs With Knicks, Looks Suspect in Club

Chris Duhon likes the strong and silent typeIt's official: Chris Duhon is now New York's problem. Donnie Walsh channeled the ghost of Isiah Thomas as C-Du declared his independence from the Bulls and agreed to a 2 year deal with the Knicks. Duhon's cell phone blew up like July 4 fireworks from Bulls fans offering to drive him to the airport.

It will be interesting to see how Duhon works in Mike D'Antoni's offense. Duhon has often been compared to Steve Nash in that neither player can guard anyone. Aside from that, Knicks fans can expect ice-cold shooting and a dazzling array of novelty t-shirts. The Bulls expect Larry Hughes to fill the bad shooting void left by Duhon.

New York star spotters hoping to catch a glimpse of their new point guard should keep their eyes trained on any place average-looking white girls get together. Now, if you will excuse me, I have to get the champagne out of the refrigerator.

3 comments:

m said...

as a new founder of your blog and long time New York Knicks fan, i request you keep this blog active during this next year with more up and coming Du news.

bullshooter said...

Wtf is a "new founder?" Is this guy some kind of Canadian Knicks fan?

G said...

nooo

tired

smoke


bulls still suck

cant we all just get along?