Sunday, June 29, 2008

Glen Davis is Here, Get Used to It

A celebration of Chicago's 39th Annual Pride Parade would not be complete without some photos of the Celtics' Glen Davis wearing a feather boa.

Glen Davis waves goodbye to his street credibilityBelow, Glen Davis delights Tyrus Thomas and the Baton Rouge crowd with his rendition of Diana Ross' "I'm Coming Out."

Tyrus wishes this was happening at a karaoke bar and not on CBS
In all seriousness, someone should knock on Tim Hardaway's door to make sure he's still breathing.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

It's Raining Glen Davis

Does licking and caressing a giant ball make me look gay?  No?  What about getting a champagne shower from a circle of dudes while I dance?  OK, thanks.

Glen Davis licks balls
Champagne bukkake
Is this blog getting too sexual?
Tony Allen reenacts his favorite Peter North scene
This last photo earned the Celtics' Glen Davis honorary membership in Bear Force One.The NBA is flabtastic

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Kobe: "It Tastes Like a First Round Loss to the Spurs"

Some observations on Shaq's 8 Mile moment:

The clock is ticking on the first YouTube loser and/or unknown DJ to release his "remix" of the Shaq rap. Vegas has the over/under at 8 hours.

"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes" is destined to join Black Bart Simpson, Stop Snitchin' and the Jeezy Snowman as a Taste of Chicago t-shirt design hall of famer.

This is not the first time Shaq dissed an NBA opponent in song. Below, Shaq channels Sam Malone to send a message to the Sacramento Kings. Vlade Divc did not return our calls regarding how Shaq's ass tasted in 2002.

Don't forget that Kobe is also known to put heads to bed on the mic. Following the trail blazed by Vanilla Ice and Naomi Campbell, Bryant and Tyra Banks rock the house in the video below.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Celtics Win Championship, Look Gay

Glen Davis needs a bearskin rug and pearlsThe Boston Celtics won their 17th championship by manhandling the L.A. Lakers. It was the second biggest margin of victory in finals history behind the Bulls' 96-54 win over Utah in 1998.

Also being manhandled: the Larry O'Brien Trophy by Glen "Big Costanza" Davis. Shown above, Davis gets his John Amaechi on in one of the few boudoir photos taken by NBA photographers.

Monday, June 9, 2008

Bulls Fans Liked Him Better on Happy Days

At least Joanie loves VinnyAfter an agonizing coaching search (which included roundball luminaries such as Mike Dunlap and seemingly excluded only Ken Reeves and Nick Nolte), the Bulls are hiring Vinny Del Negro, the only candidate with no coaching experience. 

Note to Paxson: All Italian people do not look the same. We know he's not D'Antoni!