Monday, May 26, 2008

Hennessy Got Noah Not Knowing How To Act

Sunglasses from the Elton John CollectionIs anyone really surprised that Joakim Noah was arrested for misdemeanor alcohol and marijuana possession? This story reinforces the old adage that no matter how successful you are, you will never outgrow drinking Henny in the street from a red Solo cup while scoping college girls.

Quick cognac story: Two summers ago, I was shopping at a Dominick's in Chicago when Shawn Marion pulled up in a customized white-on-white Dodge Magnum, parked in a handicapped spot and ran in to buy a bottle of Hennessy. I always thought Tim Grover's fitness regimen called for Alizé and not Henn-rock, but I'm not an athletic trainer, so what do I know?

Friday, May 16, 2008

Ocean's 34

I went to Milwaukee and all I got was this floral print shirt (and arrested)Dumbass? Yes. Broke? No.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

MVP Runner Up Wins Booby Prize

CP3 looks like a deer in headlights Cheesing it up with girls from Dave & Busters Shoney's probably cost Chris Paul the MVP award.

Photo originally posted on The Dirty.