Barkley Blows Stop Sign, Breathalyzer; Not Blown

After a long night of partying with Steve Urkel in Scottsdale, Charles Barkley ran a stop sign and was arrested for drunk driving. When asked where he was going, Barkley told the police officer: "I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job," explaining that his date gave him a blow-jay a week earlier and that it was one of the best he had received in his life.  Drunk driving and hanging out with Jaleel White are inexcusable, but I totally understand the part about racing to get a b.j.

Ocean's 34

Dumbass? Yes. Broke? No.