Is anyone really surprised that Joakim Noah was arrested for misdemeanor alcohol and marijuana possession? This story reinforces the old adage that no matter how successful you are, you will never outgrow drinking Henny in the street from a red Solo cup while scoping college girls.
Quick cognac story: Two summers ago, I was shopping at a Dominick's in Chicago when Shawn Marion pulled up in a customized white-on-white Dodge Magnum, parked in a handicapped spot and ran in to buy a bottle of Hennessy. I always thought Tim Grover's fitness regimen called for Alizé and not Henn-rock, but I'm not an athletic trainer, so what do I know?
Monday, May 26, 2008
Hennessy Got Noah Not Knowing How To Act
Posted by Editor at 7:52 PM 0 comments
Labels: call your publicist, Chicago Bulls, feeling irie, Joakim Noah, Visine gets the red out
Friday, May 16, 2008
Friday, May 9, 2008
The Mailman Delivers to 13 Year Old Girl
"If there's grass on the court, play basketball." -Karl Malone
Posted by Editor at 7:01 AM 0 comments
Labels: biological didn't bother, Karl Malone, statutory rape, Top 50 Deadbeats
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
MVP Runner Up Wins Booby Prize
Cheesing it up with girls from Dave & Busters Shoney's probably cost Chris Paul the MVP award.
Posted by Editor at 3:01 PM 0 comments
Labels: black girls, Chris Paul, New Orleans Hornets, white girls
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