Larry Legend

Chris Duhon is not the only Bull to look good in novelty tees. Here, Larry Hughes gets his Hot Topic on and clears up all rumors that he's in love with a stripper.

Larry's 0-6 shooting night in a loss to the Celtics also cleared up rumors that he should start on an NBA basketball team. Larry proved that he is the most versatile non-scorer in the game right now, missing layups, mid-range jumpers and 3s with equal ease. Hughes can create his own turnover both on and off the ball. Someone needs to alert the Hall of Fame to this performance:

First Quarter
4:20 Larry Hughes misses 19-foot two point shot

Second Quarter
9:22 Larry Hughes misses jumper
7:56 Larry Hughes misses 25-foot three point jumper
4:33 Larry Hughes misses 19-foot jumper

Third Quarter
8:26 Larry Hughes bad pass (Rajon Rondo steals)
7:37 Larry Hughes misses layup
7:16 Larry Hughes misses 18-foot jumper
[Benched]

Duhon Starts; Looks Fruity in Club

Thanks to Kirk Hinrich's sore ribs, Chris Duhon was back in the starting lineup. In a performance that made nobody forget about Chris Paul, Duhon went off for 5 points on 28% shooting in 31 minutes.

I guess Duhon's "Mustache Rides $1" t-shirt was at the dry-cleaner that night.

Giving Credit Where Credit Is Du

Apparently Chris Duhon made a deal with the (blue) devil as he went off on the Golden State Warriors for 34 points on 11-16 from the field and 9 assists. Du's blistering shooting raised his FG% to 36% on the year. Look for Duhon to come back to Earth sooner than later, but we'll take wins where we can get them. As you can see, a great night from Duhon will not prevent us from running awesome photos.

In related news, Jimbo(zo) Boylan let Tyrus play the fourth quarter and TT burned The City down. Less Noce, more Tyrus please.

Chris Duhon is an Arsonist

Over the last three games, Du shot 20% from the field. If you thought he was going to have a slump-busting performance tonight in Portland, you were right! Chris Duhon set the nylon ablaze with 30% (3 of 10) shooting in a loss to the Blazers. So you think Duhon will be out of the NBA next season? Right again!

An Open Letter to Andres Nocioni

Dear Chapu,

You are 10 of 32 from the floor in the last 3 games. STOP SHOOTING!

Sincerely,

BenchDuhon.com

Duhon Might Bench Himself

The AP is reporting that Duhon's knee is affecting his game (Editor's Note: I thought it was his lack of talent) and he might sit out the next few contests. That's too bad because the Bulls could really use his offensive firepower while BG and Deng are on the mend. Just check out these MVP numbers from Sunday's game against the Suns:

5 points on 2 of 8 shooting, 3 assists to 2 turnovers and 1 rebound in 32 minutes.

I'm surprised the Chicago Fire Department did not shut down the United Center after Duhon's flamethrowing.