Larry Legend

Chris Duhon is not the only Bull to look good in novelty tees. Here, Larry Hughes gets his Hot Topic on and clears up all rumors that he's in love with a stripper.

Larry's 0-6 shooting night in a loss to the Celtics also cleared up rumors that he should start on an NBA basketball team. Larry proved that he is the most versatile non-scorer in the game right now, missing layups, mid-range jumpers and 3s with equal ease. Hughes can create his own turnover both on and off the ball. Someone needs to alert the Hall of Fame to this performance:

First Quarter
4:20 Larry Hughes misses 19-foot two point shot

Second Quarter
9:22 Larry Hughes misses jumper
7:56 Larry Hughes misses 25-foot three point jumper
4:33 Larry Hughes misses 19-foot jumper

Third Quarter
8:26 Larry Hughes bad pass (Rajon Rondo steals)
7:37 Larry Hughes misses layup
7:16 Larry Hughes misses 18-foot jumper
[Benched]

Where Apathy Happens

The Bulls rallied from 22 down to come back to lose to the Hawks in dramatic fashion. Chris Duhon came out of the mothballs to flex the guns and score 7 points on 33% shooting. This loss puts the Bulls 4 games out of the playoff chase with only 10 games to go. As the poet once said, "it's a fajita" for the Bulls' playoff hopes. Look for tickets to remaining games at the UC on eBay for 10 cents on the dollar.

Next season, I do not think Duhon's novelty t-shirts will be as funny in Eastern Europe as they are in the U.S. I heard the Ukrainian Urban Outfitters has shirts in Russian which should have Duhon covered, though. Top sellers include "Stalin is my Homeboy" and "Who is strong like oxen? This guy."

A Du Du Performance

Master strategist Jim Boylan unveiled his 3-on-5 Offense last night in an overtime loss in New Jersey, simultaneously showcasing the talents of offensive supernovas Chris Duhon and Ben Wallace in the extra session. Duhon helped Josh Boone pad his stats in overtime by shooting a layup into Boone's hand. In another OT clip-reel moment, Duhon turned his back to Richard Jefferson to give him easy access to the hoop and 2 points. Olé!

Duhon keeps killing it on the catwalk with his array of t-shirts. It's cut off in the photo, but I think the shirt says "I'm drunk and I can't find my dignity."

Photo source: Truth About Duke

Starting Duhon is Ludacris

All my players in the house that can buy the bar

And them ballin' ass dudes with the candy cars

If you a pimp and you know you don't love them hos

When you get on the floor

Score 5 points on 20% shooting in 32 minutes

and throw them bows.

Duhon Starts; Looks Fruity in Club

Thanks to Kirk Hinrich's sore ribs, Chris Duhon was back in the starting lineup. In a performance that made nobody forget about Chris Paul, Duhon went off for 5 points on 28% shooting in 31 minutes.

I guess Duhon's "Mustache Rides $1" t-shirt was at the dry-cleaner that night.